Humorous Wedding Speech - Some Advice for the Bridegroom (Groom)

Humorous Wedding Speech - Some Advice for the Bridegroom (Groom) wide evening Ladies and Gentlemen - If you didnt k directly already, my name is Alberto and Im in the wedding party. That is the reason I?m dressed standardised this. What have I done to be blessed with such an honour? Who?s dropped out at the stand firm minute? Had William?s other friends left the country? Could I wreak the job down and still get an invite to eat and tope at William?s expense? I didn?t want to jeopardy it, so lets get on with it. Sherry, you make a fine bride and looked dead stunning in the church this morning. William, you looked ? well ? a bit like me, but perhaps a touch thinner. But I deliberate youd exclusively agree that it was a wonderful service. Mind you, those vows were interesting - William said, I do, to which Sherry said, Youd better. Now, traditionally a wedding speech is not complete without a scam anecdote, something that gives an insight into the bridegroom?s character. And I could stand here all evening telling you stories of ?boys nights out? or cricket club and rugby football club tours. I could even recount the stag night (bachelor?s party), and that reminds me, William - you still owe me forty for those last two dances you had. But this is Sherrys solar day as well, and I dont want to ruin it with Williams vulgarity. So I am going to stick to giving the bridegroom some advice. William, now that you argon married, your level of d... ...uidance for the years ahead with William. So, - ?PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU put on TO SAY DURING THE AD BREAKS?Which reminds me, William nearly didnt make it to the wedding today because of a minor operation. He was having the remote control removed from his hand. Well, that just nearly wraps things up - consider yourself advised ? you?re on your own now William As for me, I?ve known this man several years and I am extremely happy to see such a goodish friend get married to such a great girl. perpetually since Willi am and Sherry met, they have been inseparable. All that?s left is for you, ladies and gentlemen, to be upstanding and to tack your glasses in a toast to Sherry and William. To the bride and groom